Love the experimental weirdness and the maelstrom of voices. It actually sounds like a recording of what goes on in someone's head.

@lcad - the modern haiku is loose. 5-5-6, 5-7-5, 2-2-6, whatever works is fine. Only 200-year-old Japanese literary critics (and more recent sticks-in-the-mud) would quibble. Though 5-7-5 is fun to work with. Glad you smiled!

This made me smile
Your meter is five five six
Is it a haiku?